I'm barely two shoes on the ground.

How'd I get here?

21 Harco, MD

coelasquid:

therorasaurus:

so my dad’s friend was bartending and saw a guy put something in a girl’s drink so while the guy turned around he switched their drinks and watched the guy roofie himself. 

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(via notgoingtohelp)

baylenlevore:

Cat’s cradle 
Baylen Levore
Asheville, NC

baylenlevore:

Cat’s cradle 

Baylen Levore

Asheville, NC

Joke of the day.

wanderoar:

roseonabeach:

frostedsammy:

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching a street performer do some excellent juggling. The juggler notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he stands up on a large wooden box and calls out, “Can you all see me now?”

“Yes.”
“Oui.”
“Sí.”
“Ja.”

what

Took me about ten minutes to finally understand this

stupidest/most awesome joke ever

(Source: flyingscotsman, via notgoingtohelp)